The city of Oakland, our research indicates, has always had houses. And despite the small breakout of Pneumonic plague in 1919 due to a man hunting and eating a squirrel, many of these houses exist still today; 153,791 of them to be precise. And within a blink of the 13.8 billion year old eyes of existence, a very minute amount of these 153,791 historically marinated houses were coined as "punk houses". Although The Grassy Null was never knighted as such due to the dingus nature of its residents, this house, an odd one indeed, serves as a factory of savory spastic ideas.

All of this thanks to their landlord, Chi. Thanks, Chi.